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I HATE BLONDE

Okay… So maybe I’m clueless because I only hang with boys… but what’s with drunk girls? Seriously, you guys get SOOOOO annoying after like two drinks. You start getting all giddy, and flirty and talkative and GOD FORBID start falling everywhere. No wonder the guys who are assholes like to go clubs to find girls, you’re ready to open your legs right there!!

And the WORST is when you girls cry about it in the morning. Like, “He just used me for sex,” (BIG SAD FACE AND A CONSTANT FLOW OF ROLLING TEARS!) I’m about to get Valley Girl on you here but… Like, DUHHH! What were you expecting? That you guys were gonna wake up and go to Tiffanys? Brunch?

No. Most likely, one of you will be doing the walk of shame to the subway and eating pop tarts when you get home. It’s not #classy and by…

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Written by cordiallyclaire

February 21, 2012 at 5:46 am

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