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Like Christina Aguilera Said, You Are Beautiful.

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In the fucked up world we live in, acne is not found attractive, braces are considered ugly, and brown eyes are oh so boring.  But who sets  up those standards?  Push the limit and dare to be the same!  Embrace them like you would your multitude of boyfriends!  Imperfections make you a perfect person, just like your acne marks and braces make you gorgeous.  It’s not about the imperfections, it’s how they come together to make you beautiful.  So why not take a day and bare your skin?  At the end of the day, all your cakey foundation, streaky bronzer, and blobby mascara are going to come off anyways [hopefully…] so why not save yourself the trouble of having to wash it all off and show you in the first place?  Yeah I have those days where I hate my acne and my braces annoy me.  But I love it all, because it makes me look the the person I want to be.  I even bring attention to it all! [No makeup, and rainbow braces.  That’s how we do it in San Diego.]  Just remember:

You are beautiful no matter what they say

Words can’t bring you down, oh no

You are beautiful in every single way

Yes, words can’t bring you down, oh no

So don’t you bring me down today

Cordially,

Claire

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February 22, 2012 at 9:19 pm

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I’d Tap That

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It’s essentially a Monday.  You didn’t have school yesterday [real Monday] and you’re exhausted when you wake up.  So off your butt, throw on a smile [and some pumps], and make it a good fake Monday.  Wear the tightest jeans at your disposal and show up with more enthusiasm then is necessary.  After all, there are very few faux Mondays.  But alas, today is just one of those days where my legs did not agree with the ideas in my head and I found that shorts with extremely ripped tights would have to do.  now I’m off to softball practice, ready to pound the dirt with my cleats and make a name for myself.  See you fairies in the afterlife.

Cordially,

Claire

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February 22, 2012 at 2:39 am

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I HATE BLONDE

Okay… So maybe I’m clueless because I only hang with boys… but what’s with drunk girls? Seriously, you guys get SOOOOO annoying after like two drinks. You start getting all giddy, and flirty and talkative and GOD FORBID start falling everywhere. No wonder the guys who are assholes like to go clubs to find girls, you’re ready to open your legs right there!!

And the WORST is when you girls cry about it in the morning. Like, “He just used me for sex,” (BIG SAD FACE AND A CONSTANT FLOW OF ROLLING TEARS!) I’m about to get Valley Girl on you here but… Like, DUHHH! What were you expecting? That you guys were gonna wake up and go to Tiffanys? Brunch?

No. Most likely, one of you will be doing the walk of shame to the subway and eating pop tarts when you get home. It’s not #classy and by…

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February 21, 2012 at 5:46 am

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Confused, Bewildered, &&Taking the High Road

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I am not one for introductions, especially the long ones.  I just get down and dirty and right to business.  I’ve usually got little time and oh so much on my mind.  Right now I’m too busy sprucing up my nails while potentially adding to the teen obesity epidemic (#ahhGummyWorms).  Tomorrow I will drag myself up at the brink of dawn and consider writing the internet an introduction, but I’m pretty sure it won’t happen anytime soon.  I feel too high, so high I could touch the sky!  I’m not an addict, but I am addicted to sports.  They give all the high a girl needs.  So one day, when I’m not at a practice or game or doing my homework I might get around to an intro.  But today it just ain’t happening.  Love always, fellow junkies.

Cordially,

Claire

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February 13, 2012 at 3:08 am

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